Definition of love is "that thing you feel with someone you, like, uhh, like totally wanna spend your life with. You know what I mean? It's like when you sleep, you think of the person or you really care about, uhh.. about the person. You know what I mean?"
My friend told me that. He's an idiot, don't worry.
I heard a song from Nazareth called Love Hurts. That song is too fucking emo for me but when I thought about it, whatever the guy said about love is true.
But hey, what do I know about love? I've only fell in love once and I'm not sure whether it was love or lust because we spent 90% of our time together having sex. Ever since we broke up, I had a one and a half year of dry spell and still counting. Life blows.
I'm a loser. I'm just that guy you see drinking hot chocolate at cafes in the morning reading newspaper.
And I only read the cartoon section.
Crap from my brain, straight to yours.